Here's some pics:
First, the DeMeng:
Of course, he's the first one to get the Dremel out. I'm across the room and I hear "whiiiii!"
And already, Barbie is a mutant beetle.
With a headdress.
And let's add some quinacrodone whatever.
Some woman asked if those were boobies on the front, and he said, without pause, "Are they Barbie beetle boobies or beetle Barbie boobies?"
The horror is complete. It's like Gregorina Mendel woke one morning...