I don't think I've ever said that about a toilet paper dispenser. But really, this is the only cool toilet paper dispenser I've ever seen. It's a robot, which gives it instant cool points. And it's functional: you look into his eyes to see if you're runnin' low and need to put out another roll before company arrives. It's just, well, cute. Maybe it's a weird, sick commentary on the human (I was going to say our culture, but it's sold by General Robots, a German company) obsession with robots and how we want slaves, and in this object we wipe our butts with Mr. Robot's brains. Or maybe I'm overthinking that. It comes in yellow and blue as well.